Lucky man!, she's a honey (its from a colgate add...it's only funny if your brittish and 80 years old....) oh shut up!

Forget miracles in a can, forget "retro brite" online cleaning chemicals. All you need is kitchen towel, a tooth brush and some plain white tooth paste.

After 30 mins of scrubbing and quick wipe over with a moist towel i turned the above pictured yellow nightmare into....

this bright white lovely.